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really wasn't expecting you to come by
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Kelly didn't say anything but yeah I
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know I'm sorry mind shooting I I um no
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have a seat have a seat we're supposed
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to be working on this book report
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together because it's due tomorrow okay
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she told me about the book report but
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you know she's not here right well I
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called her this morning and she said she
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would be here I know but that was this
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morning where is she do you know
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um honestly I really don't she just like
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left in a hurry and stuff and in a hurry
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yeah I mean all I heard was the door
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swing open and then it slammed shut and
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that was it is her dad home no he's been
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like away like for a couple days now
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yeah I'm calling her and she let me try
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again I mean I've been calling her and
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she's like not picking up it's ringing
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and ringing but it doesn't I mean she
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read my last text message she didn't
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answer it back I mean oh my God so I
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don't know she's kind of weird she's
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been acting really weird lately I mean
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she's busy I think you're like
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overreacting you're her stepmom you
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should you should know where she is
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right
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um her stepmom
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you know she's her own person keep tabs
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on it I mean I
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I get it but she's not here so I can't
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really help you with that I mean can I
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wait for her here how about this I'll
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give her a call really quick see where
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she's at and uh we'll give you an update
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in a second oh I hope she answers you
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because she's not answering well you
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know just sit here give me a second and
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I'll see what I can do
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this is so [ __ ] weird man
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thank you
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it's raining
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Kevin your boyfriend's here
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well that's on you you need to let him
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know that if you're not gonna be here
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where are you
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standing back
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oh
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do you think that's really a good idea
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a lot less that's not my responsibility
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right
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sorry
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what was that
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uh well Kelly's out and about right now
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what do you mean out and about what what
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did she say how come she answers you and
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not answer me
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well I don't
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you're a good kid and I don't know how
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to say this
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what
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um
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Kelly's out with her ex-boyfriend right
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are you [ __ ] kidding me are you
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kidding me I [ __ ] knew it I'm like
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here trying to help her and she's she's
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[ __ ] out with her ex-boyfriend okay
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I'm not your girlfriend so just relax
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I'm going to call her right now go ahead
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but I doubt she'll pick up
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yeah she's not picking up straight to
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voice yes hold on I'm gonna leave her
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voicemail
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hello yeah Kelly it's me Tony your
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boyfriend yeah I'm here at your house
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with your stepmom I just saw you answer
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her phone call I heard you answer she
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was talking to you I you need to call me
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back ASAP call me back now
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[ __ ] I told you she's not gonna answer
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right now
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um she seemed annoyed when I called her
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so what is she doing what she said
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what's she doing with her ex-boyfriend
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she didn't go into detail it just it
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sounds like they're out so what did she
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tell you to do what you told her I was
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here what did she tell you
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she just kind of had an oh [ __ ] moment
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it's like I I don't I don't even think
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she remembered you so how long has she
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been hanging out with this guy I told
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you I don't keep tabs come on you must
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know when she leaves because does she go
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out a lot because I call her sometimes
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in the evening and she doesn't answer
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and she tells me she's in bed already
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well I won't lie in the past couple of
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weeks she has been going out this is so
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[ __ ] up you know how many oh my God I
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look you know how Kelly is she is
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she's the wild and crazy girl and she's
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a free spirit I would say more like a
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[ __ ] but you know it's free spirit
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whatever you have to dress it up as oh
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my God I'm so I don't I don't even know
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what to do like I'm [ __ ] shaking I'm
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so pissed off right now I know I get it
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but
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um you know maybe you should just like
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relax a little bit I mean you're you're
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a cute guy you don't have to worry about
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you know meeting another girl
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you're a stepmom what should I do should
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I break up with her should I give her
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another chance I mean what do you
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if it was me
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and with that [ __ ] attitude she has I
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just say like [ __ ] her
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really to be honest I mean you should
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actually be kind of thinking more on
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like terms of Revenge right now
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Revenge I mean if she's out there
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playing around with your emotions you
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might as well go out and
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play yourself
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I'm not that kind of guy though I don't
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even uh like it's hard enough for me to
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meet girls and you know I found one that
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I fell in love with and she's [ __ ]
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cheating on me well I can't really speak
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on meeting girls but
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there's a woman right in front of you oh
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what are you what do you oh [ __ ] okay
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listen what
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what are you doing you're you're my
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girlfriend's stepmom this is crazy
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um you're married so I mean my husband's
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not here and it doesn't really seem like
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you have much of a girlfriend anymore
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but uh listen I appreciate you trying to
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help me but
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I don't [ __ ] think this is a good
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idea holy [ __ ] look you can [ __ ] me and
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be a good boy or you can get me too me
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too are you serious
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you would do that to me I mean I left
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[ __ ] to you well you can just come to
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the bedroom and do some stuff to me what
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if I don't and then
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I mean if you don't I mean you're gonna
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have blue balls and a bad reputation so
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you would really me too me
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stop playing like you don't want to come
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back there my my husband's an [ __ ]
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you know this and obviously his daughter
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[ __ ] fell right off that same tree so
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why are you doing this though
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cause I'm [ __ ] horny and I just told
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you I live with two [ __ ] oh my gosh
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I know we can have a lot of fun
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you know what
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yeah you're right [ __ ] her right but if
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we do this you cannot say [ __ ] to anyone
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ever [ __ ] I won't you promise I promise
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okay now you come with me where to
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yes
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foreign
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you've been wanting to see me naked for
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a long time haven't you yeah
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more than my girlfriend
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I'm just taking everything off
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and ass and titties
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okay
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well that's been too long
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oh [ __ ]
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oh my pussy's already so wet
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oh [ __ ] yes
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and you know it's gonna be so [ __ ]
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big
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[Applause]
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okay
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[Music]
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no no no no
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foreign
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[Music]
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one more
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no no no no no
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no
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[ __ ] yes
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foreign
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[Music]
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[ __ ]
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ing can't get knock knock
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Kelly doesn't even [ __ ] have titties
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oh [ __ ] it
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I'm gonna kick that dick nation where
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like those big [ __ ] milky tits
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come on
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[Applause]
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clothes
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[ __ ] I know that [ __ ] feels so good
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I told you I was [ __ ] horny oh my god
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oh
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[ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh I love the way you
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[ __ ] open me oh my God
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oh
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oh [ __ ] yes oh my God yes oh
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oh my God [ __ ]
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oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yes
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oh what
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oh [ __ ] yes oh [ __ ] oh God
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oh if I was Kelly I'd be putting that
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dick to good use every [ __ ] day
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oh [ __ ] oh
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[ __ ] oh
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[ __ ]
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that's it oh [ __ ] yes
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[ __ ] oh my God that's it oh goodness oh
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you're trying to make me come on that
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[ __ ] aren't you oh
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my God oh my God
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[Music]
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oh [ __ ] yes
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oh okay
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oh my god oh
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oh that [ __ ] [ __ ] is so ready for
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you
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oh my God yes
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oh my God oh my God
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oh
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[ __ ] I skipped yoga this morning but
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[ __ ] this stretch is so much better
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[Music]
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oh my God
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oh my God
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oh my God I feel like I'll get my
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stomach
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[ __ ]
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oh yeah oh God that's it show my [ __ ]
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titties oh
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[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
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oh [ __ ] it oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my god
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oh [ __ ] I love that big [ __ ] [ __ ] oh
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my God oh my God
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oh
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oh [ __ ] oh that's it [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
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oh God you [ __ ] me so good
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huh
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oh that's it oh yes oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
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[ __ ] [ __ ]
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oh
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I pressed these [ __ ] trenches
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oh God I can't even remember last time I
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got this [ __ ] wet
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oh
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[Music]
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um
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oh [ __ ] yes
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[Music]
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oh my God
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oh
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my God
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holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ]
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oh my God
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oh my God
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[ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] is so
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shake that house
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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holy [ __ ] oh my God oh my God
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[Music]
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oh
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[ __ ] oh my God
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oh
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oh
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[Music]
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holy [ __ ]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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oh my God oh my God oh my God
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[ __ ] PhD in slinging dick holy [ __ ]
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holy [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
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oh
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Sam girl
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[Music]
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oh my God oh my God
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yes yeah
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oh my goodness
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[Laughter]
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[Music]
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oh my God oh my God
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there's any Goosebumps on the [ __ ] oh my
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God
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um
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oh my God oh my God
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oh [ __ ] my [ __ ] is just so [ __ ]
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hungry for your dick
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oh my gosh
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oh my God yes yes yes
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I love that [ __ ] [ __ ]
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oh [ __ ] yes
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oh uh
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[Music]
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oh
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my god
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oh yes oh my God
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oh [ __ ]
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oh
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God yes
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oh I wish my [ __ ] husband stick with
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this [ __ ] good oh
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[Music]
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oh
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[Music]
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oh
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my God baby
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[Music]
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oh [ __ ]
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oh [ __ ]
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oh yeah
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[Music]
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oh my God yes hopefully baby that's it I
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want to come again oh [ __ ]
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oh [ __ ]
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oh
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[ __ ] yes
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deep enough yeah
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[Music]
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that was a short time oh my God
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I'm just trying to melt that [ __ ]
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[ __ ] of all it's not oh
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hey I want to taste you
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[Music]
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um
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oh my gosh oh my God huh
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oh [ __ ] yeah you want me to put that
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[ __ ] in my mouth now oh [ __ ] yeah
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oh [ __ ]
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no no no no
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no no no no
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no yes
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oh
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[Music]
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oh
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my God holy [ __ ] yeah
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yeah God damn
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[Music]
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gotta make sure that's nice and clean
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before Kelly gets home
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you know what no I don't feel as bad
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I told you you'd feel better
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maybe you should come over and help her
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with those papers more often
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yeah well she's not at home
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but this is between us right yes okay
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you promise
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yes
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now go clean yourself up and get out of
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